The day after Easter, in some cultures in considered "joke day." It is a day that jokes are told in some cultures because Jesus has pulled the wool over Satan's eyes. The gig is up. He thought he was winning, but Jesus has the last say.
Now before I tell a couple of jokes, I want you to know that I reject the logic of Joke Day. There was never any question of the outcome of the battle. Jesus did not pull it out in the last minute of the game. God has always been in control.
But, just for fun, here are some jokes.................
What does a dyslexic atheist say?
There is no dog.
Did you hear about the man who was in a car wreck and broke his forehead?
He's ok, it was just a hairline fracture.
What do you do when you stub your toe?
Call a tow truck.
What is green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is purple and conquers deserts?
Alexander the Grape.
What did they find when they opened Alexander the Grape's tomb?
Alexander the raisin.
Why are pirates cool?
They just rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You only get one nose in life.
Don't blow it.
It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.
1 comment:
After the long, exhausting, but rewarding day you had at church yesterday, I find it refreshing that your blog would offer humor this morning. Laughter is truly the best medicine. Thanks for offering some laughter, and the idea of today being Joke Day. I'd never heard of it before. And I probably thought it to be April Fools Day, no matter when Easter is. Great job yesterday, by our staff and all volunteers.
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