Because everyone needs a little humor from time to time - -
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good!
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