cow jokes

So I got into a texting banter the other night with a friend.  It was a back and forth about cow jokes...

Someone once told me to lighten up the blog from time to time [like my Delorean] so here we go.

What do you call a cow with no legs... ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs shorter than the others... lean beef.

What did the momma cow say to her calf... it's pasture bed time.

Why did the cow win an award?  She was out standing in her field.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?   Utter disaster.

What did the momma buffalo say to her boy as he left for school in the morning?  Bye-son!!!

[if you want more serious writing, please send me some questions that I can chase]

It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.

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