Anyway, conveniently, in the Greek Orthodox Church, the day after Easter is joke day. They tell jokes because on Easter, Jesus pulled the wool over Satan's eyes. He got the best of the devil. [now you know that I don't believe that the devil is the opposite of God, but I am just going to let them keep their metaphor.] In fact, I am going to join in. Today is joke day. Let's enjoy.
Here are a smattering of my favorite jokes
What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?
dam.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.
A cow with two legs shorter than the others?
lean beef.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the shell station.
Did you know that Col. George Armstrong Custer was a fancy dresser?
he wore arrow shirts.
Why did he lose the battle of the Little Bighorn?
his horses had engine trouble.
What do you do when you stub your toe?
call a toe truck.
Well we could go on and on, but if you catch one little smile today from a joke that you know, give thanks to God because Jesus is the Victor and we can all rest easy today. He is risen!
It's a beautiful day in God's world be sure to see the good.
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I am leading some trips in 2018. If you are interested in reading about them, or joining in, the links are below.....
4 Night cruise from Port Canaveral to Key West and Havana, Cuba.
August 13-17, 2018
Wesley's Ireland with optional London Extension
October 8-17, 2018
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