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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday??? I'm Eighty! [aye matey]
What do you say to a pirate captain with one eye? Aye Captain.
What do you say to a pirate captain with two eyes? Aye Aye Captain.
What kind of movies do pirates watch? Rated RRR
Why are pirates cool??? They just RRR
What is a pirate's favorite letter???
RRR you say, no it's The C
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender say, Hey I haven't seen you in months. You look terrible. What happened to your leg? The pirate says, RRR a cannon ball took my leg off at the knee so now I have this wooden leg.
The bartender says, and what about your hand? How did you get that hook? RRR the pirate says, I was in a sword fight, and right before I run the bloke thru, he chops off my hand. So now I have this hook.
The bartender say, and you eye? How did you get the patch? The pirate says, RRR don't che know, a seagull pooped in my eye.
The bartender quite confused asks, you lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye? Nooo the pirate says, but don't che know it was the first day of my new hook!!!
I love that joke!
by the way, where do pirates buy their hooks? At the second hand store.
RRR its a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.
What kind of movies do pirates watch? Rated RRR
Why are pirates cool??? They just RRR
What is a pirate's favorite letter???
RRR you say, no it's The C
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender say, Hey I haven't seen you in months. You look terrible. What happened to your leg? The pirate says, RRR a cannon ball took my leg off at the knee so now I have this wooden leg.
The bartender says, and what about your hand? How did you get that hook? RRR the pirate says, I was in a sword fight, and right before I run the bloke thru, he chops off my hand. So now I have this hook.
The bartender say, and you eye? How did you get the patch? The pirate says, RRR don't che know, a seagull pooped in my eye.
The bartender quite confused asks, you lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye? Nooo the pirate says, but don't che know it was the first day of my new hook!!!
I love that joke!
by the way, where do pirates buy their hooks? At the second hand store.
RRR its a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.
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