jokes

I have not usually used this blog as a forum to share my jokes, but today I cannot resist.

A MINISTER PARKED HIS CAR IN A NO-PARKING ZONE IN A LARGE CITY, BECAUSE HE WAS SHORT ON TIME AND COULD NOT

FIND A SPACE WITH A METER. THEN HE PUT A NOTE UNDER THE WINDSHIELD WIPER THAT READ "I HAVE CIRCLED THE BLOCK

10 TIMES. IF I DON'T PARK HERE, I'LL MISS MY APPOINTMENT. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

WHEN HE RETURNED, HE FOUND A CITATION FROM A POLICE OFFICER ALONG WITH THIS NOTE. "I'VE CIRCLED THIS BLOCK

FOR 10 YEARS. IF I DON'T GIVE YOU A TICKET.  I'LL LOSE MY JOB. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."

By the way, when is Cinco De Mayo this year?

It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.