Thursday, August 4, 2016

farm report

When I was a kid you could wake up in the morning and watch the farm report. Well, I only knew that because when I was looking for cartoons, I got the farm report instead.  If you got up really early, there was a test pattern with an Indian on it.  Now there is 24 hour news, and cable, so you can dodge the farm report.

Here is the farm report for last Monday:

After a night of feeling sorry for himself, Jeff went to bed at 10:30 pm.
He woke at 2:30 am because he often wakes up after 4 hours-
or maybe he had to go to the dentist.
[that is a joke- what is the best time to go to the dentist? two thirty] [tooth hurty]

He tried to go back to bed
It didn't work. He couldn't sleep.
So he got up and worked on the sermon for Sunday and typed a blog.

Today if God gives him the day, he will go to Subway and eat the 400 calorie breakfast sandwich and say hello to Toni the Manager.

He will talk to staff and work in the office.
He may work with another member to hang doors in one of the church's rental units.

All this if God is willing.
And it looks to be a very good day.

Every day is a good day for that matter.
Farm report over.

It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.


Anonymous said...

Cracked up at "tooth-hurty" Keep farmin'

Anonymous said...

Just like Stella ......... you WILL get your groove back!