10 best jokes

A friend asked me to post my ten best jokes.

Well, that is impossible because all of my jokes are great.  Let's just stop for a moment and remember that laughter is good medicine.

Every now and then we just need to laugh.  Jokes are great.

Here are today's top ten jokes, but tomorrow there are ten more...

1.  What do you call a dog with no legs???  Does not matter what you call him, he cannot come.

2.  What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?  Peg.  Where does she work?  IHOP  [that was a twofer.]

3.  Did I tell you that I bought a Delorean, you know the car from back to the future?   I am only going to drive it from time to time.

4.  A friend of mine was in a side swipe car accident.  He lost his left arm and left leg.
He's all right now.

5.  Did you hear about the man from Warsaw who thought his wife was trying to kill him?  He was working under the bathroom sink and found a bottle of Polish remover.

6.  Thanksgiving always reminds me of that famous French general Napoleon.  He hated thanksgiving.  It was his worst holiday... Why???
Every time that Napoleon sat down to a dinner of thanksgiving turkey, all he ever got were the Boney parts.

7.  At her autopsy, they scrubbed the makeup off of Tammy Faye Baker.  What did they find?
Jimmy Hoffa.

8.  How can you find Will Smith after a snow storm?  Look for the fresh prints.

9.  This is a practical joke.  One of my favorites.  When you are a passenger in a car and the driver is backing up, smack the door hard.  Make them think that they hit something.

10.  Where do teenage cantaloupes spend the summer?
John Cougar's Melon Camp.

11.  I can't count.
A raisin, a peanut and an oat sit down and order a drink.  The bartender says, what do you think this is, a granola bar???

Thatch all folks.  hut. hut. hut.
Really, some days we need a break from worry about the Apostle Paul.  Laugh and enjoy the day.

It's a beautiful day in God's world be sure to see the good.
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