Sunday, September 25, 2022

Halloween

My family has always loved Halloween.  I was driving to one of my handyman jobs and I saw this skeleton.  I thought someone should make a sign to put in front of it...

Don't be afraid, I am disarmed!!!
[see arm laying on the ground]


I find that thought to be humerus.

And boom there it is... here comes a line of jokes... bone jokes.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?  He had no body to go with.

What do skeletons order at restaurants?  Spare ribs!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?  He didn't have the guts.

Humor is a good thing.  We need more of it in our lives.

It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.


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