If God has a sense of humor.........
When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
In the big inning.
When were loud motorcycles mentioned in the Bible?
David's triumph was heard throughout the land.
When was tennis mentioned in the Bible?
When Moses served in the courts of Pharaoh.
How does God make tea?
Hebrews it.
Who is the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah [Knee High Miah]
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
ruthless.
Lot's last words to his wife.....
"honey are the kids behind us?"
How do you know that God likes cars?
Jesus was a car painter.
It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.
1 comment:
Okay Jeff, you missed on one of these. There was one man shorter than Knee High Miah. It was Bildad the Shoe Height. (Bildad the Shuhite was one of Job's three friends who visited him.)
Smiles. (And liked your jokes.)
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