Saturday, December 2, 2017

I need some humor

Some days we just need some humor.

Christmas jokes....


Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
He likes to Ho Ho Ho.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Oliver twist?

It's a beautiful day in God's world, be sure to see the good.
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I am leading some trips in 2018. If you are interested in reading about them, or joining in, the links are below.....

Holy Land via Jordan
March 5-14 2018
http://www.eo.travelwithus.com/tours/hl18-brinkman-030518j-17768#eotours

Wesley's Ireland
October 8-17, 2018
http://www.eo.travelwithus.com/tours/wesley-in-ireland-2018-with-rev-jeff-brinkman#eotours"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

why were the wise men dressed in firehats in a country creche ? because they came from a far